Time to play 'Would You Rather' dental edition

Holiday time is the perfect time to play some "Would You Rather," the party game that forces participants to reveal surprising facts about themselves, including how seriously they take their oral hygiene, while providing insight into what they value most.

Instead of coming up with your own questions, the top 250 "Would You Rather" questions were published in an article on December 11 in the magazine Parade.

Some are no-brainers, like choosing between a zombie apocalypse or a robot apocalypse. Easy. Zombies move slow. Then, there's the choice of seeing 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future. Without a doubt, 150 years into the future is the way to go, right? You place bets on every future sporting event and take credit for that next big thing before the true inventor was even born. That's what we call #Goals!

Then, there are all those questions involving dental hygiene, which are sure strike to a nerve among our communities here.

Since we're all friends here, DrBicuspid was hoping you would play along. Tell us yours, and we'll tell you ours.

Ready, set, go.

• Would you rather buy all used underwear or all used toothbrushes?
• Would you rather drink sour milk or brush your teeth with soap?
• Would you rather date someone with bad breath or bad manners?
• Would you rather clean a toilet with your toothbrush or a floor with your tongue?
• Would you rather give up brushing your hair or give up brushing your teeth?
• Would you rather lose all your teeth or lose a day of your life every time you kissed someone?
• Would you rather never have a wedgie or never have anything stuck in your teeth ever again?